TOP Vegan Jokes and Memes That Will Make You Laugh
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 8:38 am
Can I tell you a vegan joke?
I promise it won't be sappy.
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Dusting off veganism like a pro.
Vegan : Try this apple
Carnivore : Good taste
Vegan : It's vegan
Carnivore : I thought it tasted weird
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An argument phone number list between two vegans is not called beef.
Just two people with bad "tempeh".
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"I could never go vegan!"
Said almost every person (before becoming vegan).
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Meat Eaters and the Light Bulb:
How many meat eaters does it take to change a light bulb?
No one, they would rather remain in the dark about things.
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Vegans and the light bulb:
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
No idea. But where do you get your protein?
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Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
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Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
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More vegan jokes
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
Why do vegans give good advice? Because they never argue about anything!
What do you call a skeptical vegan? Lactose intolerant.
Why were vegans terrible at poker? Because they avoid anything with restrictions!
What is the favorite board game for vegans? Seitan!
Why don't vegans play hide and seek with food? Because good food is always hard to find.
What did one vegan say to another vegan? "We need to stop eating meat like this."
What is a well-informed vegan? Smart plants!
What do vegan zombies eat? Grains!
Why did the vegan go deep sea diving? To catch some seaweed!
What is the vegans favorite spice? Cumin!
I promise it won't be sappy.
vegan joke 4
Dusting off veganism like a pro.
Vegan : Try this apple
Carnivore : Good taste
Vegan : It's vegan
Carnivore : I thought it tasted weird
vegan joke 2
An argument phone number list between two vegans is not called beef.
Just two people with bad "tempeh".
vegan joke 1
"I could never go vegan!"
Said almost every person (before becoming vegan).
vegan joke 3
Meat Eaters and the Light Bulb:
How many meat eaters does it take to change a light bulb?
No one, they would rather remain in the dark about things.
vegan joke 7
Vegans and the light bulb:
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
No idea. But where do you get your protein?
vegan joke 8
Why did the tofu cross the road?
To prove he wasn't a chicken.
vegan joke 5
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because he saw the salad dressing.
vegan joke 6
More vegan jokes
How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
Why do vegans give good advice? Because they never argue about anything!
What do you call a skeptical vegan? Lactose intolerant.
Why were vegans terrible at poker? Because they avoid anything with restrictions!
What is the favorite board game for vegans? Seitan!
Why don't vegans play hide and seek with food? Because good food is always hard to find.
What did one vegan say to another vegan? "We need to stop eating meat like this."
What is a well-informed vegan? Smart plants!
What do vegan zombies eat? Grains!
Why did the vegan go deep sea diving? To catch some seaweed!
What is the vegans favorite spice? Cumin!